6/3/2023 0 Comments Postal 4 prison armory codesUnlike the generally excellent commentary found in Grand Theft Auto 5, Postal 4 left me wincing for hours as it takes on heavy issues with the finesse and grace of a grease fire. It’s a mess, and that’s before we even touch the parts that delve into sensitive political topics. After seeming not to bother with telling a coherent story for the first 14 of its 15 hours, the end bizarrely tries to throw a curveball at you and make you care about anything that’s happened with a plot twist that fell flatter than my uncle thinks the Earth is. Along the way you meet a cast of unhinged characters like a man obsessed with bidets for some reason and a foul-mouthed mobster and must complete a chain of quests for each of them before moving on to the next set. You play as The Dude from Postal 2, a bathrobe-wearing ne’er-do-well, as he searches for his stolen mobile home and tries to scrape out a living by doing a series of bizarre nonsequitur chores for the locals. If you even consider Postal 4’s sloppy chain of errands a “story,” it’s an absolutely miserable one. Instead it’s got all the subtlety and nuance of an enraged ape throwing its dung. It’s embarrassingly juvenile stuff to be sure, but if the dialogue were at least well-written or clever along the way I’d have no problem with that. There’s one part where you have to unclog a sewer by smacking huge piles of feces with a shovel and another where you visit a vagina-themed amusement park for no discernible reason. Its sophomoric, cringe-inducing writing is mostly made up of pointless sexual gags and literal toilet humor, and it all feels like it was spewed out by a fourth grader who just learned their tenth naughty word. The main difference is that South Park usually backs up its outrageous ideas with smart writing and some kind of coherent message or meaning behind the madness, while Postal 4 almost never sticks the landing. So thank you for reading this, but now I'm couting on you to keep this guide up to date by posting in the comments or DMing me any infos on the people who found all this, hope this will be useful to all and that RWS will keep up the good work, we gave them the money we have because we trust them and def want a new postal kickass game !Ī1 is in second floor prison cell, behind a poster.Postal 4 bills itself as a satirical open-world shooter that wants to push the limits with a raunchy, over-the-top style and a crass subject matter in the vein of South Park. So the Armory C-1 is one of the 3 armories of the prison.Īgain, if you are one of the dudes who found it or have any infos on who found it and how, you can tell me just so I can give a little credit to the people who worked kinda hard to find these. THE CODE FOR AMORY B-1 IS "1-3-7" ARMORY C-1 We can thanks Gamma281 for showing it in a video that got some views and helped exposing the fact that theses codes have to be found, and it worked so huge shout out to this guy for showing this to the world ! Īgain if you are one of the dudes who found it or have any infos on who found it and how, you can tell me just so I can give a little credit to the people who worked kinda hard to find these. We know it's code, the code to open is "0-5-7". So we're alphabetical here, yea I got past ninth grade (awesome right ? ), anyway so this is one of the 3 armories of the prison. The onlyu info we have rn is that those people were on the RWS Discord and they were looking at everything in the prison looking for hints to find those passwords, huge respect to you guys ! If you are one of the person on the RWS discord who found one of thoses codes don't mind DMing me to give me more in depth explanation and I'll give you credits here ! "Look just Like this stupid guide, I've got stuff to do." THIS IS NOT AN "IN DEPHT" OR "FULL-GAME" GUIDE, JUST A SHORT ARMORY CODE GUIDEĪlso I am currently working on a speedrunning guide, as I am trying to find the best way to go Any% for the actual beta 1.3 so I'll put a link of it here as soon as It'll will be over ! Hey everyone, so this is my first guide in years, I made one like 3 or 4 years ago, anyway, I'm trying to get this as clear and fast as possible.
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